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This is my landing page. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My landing page is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my landing page is useless. Without my landing page, I am useless. I must serve my landing page true. I must serve faster than my enemy who is trying to out-serve me. I must out-serve him before he out-serves me. I will…

My landing page and I know that what counts in war is not the pages we serve, the flashiness of our theme, nor the css we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will get hits…

My landing page is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its code and its libraries. I will keep my landing page clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…

Before The Internet, I swear this creed. My landing page and I are the defenders of my site. We are the masters of our code. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is mine and there is no enemy, but peace!